Here lie the most famous movie quotes of all time! These quotes are the best of the best when it comes to the funny movie genre.
So grab yourself some popcorn, turn down the lights, and prepare to laugh your hiney off! Here you will find yourself reliving some of the greatest moments in comedy.
Funny Movie Quotes
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
There’s no reason to become alarmed and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Dumb and Dumber
If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.
Meet the Fockers
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking mil from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrific I am willing to make.
I’m a mog – half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Good morning! And in case I don’t see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
The Trueman Show
When I was a kid, my father told me, “never hit anyone in anger, unless you’re absolutely sure you can get away with it.”
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we’re never going back to America again!
The Simpsons Movie
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Crimes and Misdemeanors
*Which one of these “Funny Quotes on Movies” did you like best? Do you know of any other quality quotes that could compete for the top 15? Please share in the comments!